Big List for Sakura.

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Week 35 begins May 14.

Tiny drabblethinger for Lee-mun, who is all that is good. ♥

( Dream )

Did you find a good movie, Lee-san? I've got the blanket.

When canons colliiiiiiiiiiiiiide D8

-'Wicked', only with Sakura in Elphaba's role and Ino and Glinda's
-'I'm Not That Girl', Hinata style
-Horrendously blurry 'Dancing Through Life'
-Naruto makes Sakura 'Popular' dear gods save us all.
-Or Gai and Kakashi do 'Popular' their own very special way
-Orochimaru in 'A Sentimental Man'. There are no words.
-'For Good', Sasuke and Naruto
-Aaaaaand how's about some 'What Is This Feeling'?

And on a tangent, why are there so many Pretty Fly For A White Guy Naruto AMVs?

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stopping now.

[It's late at night, stars are glowing in the sky, and the moon's beaming with that creepy expression down over Camp Fuck You Die. Below, the onsen glimmers in the moonlight - and the added light of a couple of candles. And by the water, the light's shining on two naked bodies...]

C'mon, Lee. The temperature's perfect~

Canon: You know how this goes, right? Ninjas, shounen retards, sunsets coming out of absolutely nowhere, and demons being sealed away inside innocent babies. Okay, it was only two babies. And one of those was our hero, Naruto.

Every good hero needs two sidekicks. Haruno Sakura is one of Naruto's sidekicks, the pretty, intelligent girl who keeps the boys out of too much trouble. She's not just a pretty face, though - Sakura has incredibly good chakra control, is an accomplished medic, and will not hesitate to hit anyone being a bit too stupid. For a long time she believed Naruto was the weakest member of her team; upon discovering that she herself was actually the weakest link, Sakura became focused on proving her ability to herself and everyone else. Saying she is determined would be a huge understatement.

Sample Post:

'Dear Sakura,

Welcome back to Camp Fuck You Die. Again.

We'd write that the Director deeply regrets disrupting your life like this, but she doesn't. Your supply of dots is in the box by the bed. Try not to use them up too fast, and don't give any to Itachi. He's over his limit already.

PS. We call them assbows. Soon, you will too.'

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Try to put an - an 'assbow' on me, would you, stupid purple monkey? Come near me again and I'll stick your 'assbow' where the sun doesn't sh -

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Hi! I'm Haruno Sakura, and I'm sure I haven't been here before, no matter what the letter says. Although it would explain why the gorillas ran away when they saw my face - I'm good, but I'm not so good that even the animals in a new place would know to avoid me! Or, well, maybe they didn't all know before, but they sure do now. I had to give the creature in the lake a very stern talking-to, but I'm sure it won't be bothering me again~!

If only everyone here knew how to be persuasive like me, they'd really feel so much better. It seems like you worry over the smallest little things, like food, and who's sleeping where. Only a little while ago I stumbled across a man running away from a rabbit! A sweet, adorable little bunny rabbit! I told him not to be afraid, rabbits rarely if ever eat people. ...At the time, I was quite sure it was true! This place is teaching me a lot, that must be why Tsunade-shishou sent me here.

Now, I'm looking for Uzumaki Naruto...and - and Uchiha Sasuke, you might have seen -

They're here? Both of them are here? No, I wasn't here, I told you. They're - they were my team, I wouldn't just leave them like that. Besides, who else is going to keep Naruto from trying to drink the lake water? No, I didn't think anyone would volunteer. He can't have been here for more than a day and you already know what to expect from him. As for Sasuke-kun, well, he doesn't always know what's best for him...I'm responsible enough for three, though~! We'll be off and out of your way just as soon as someone tells me where they are. Both of them.

This time, we're leaving together.

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